May 2012
What's wrong with our society.
Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
America: Well sure why not?
Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
America: Whatever you want!
Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
America: Okay, sounds like fun!
Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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jermey-hoover:
if everyone followed the first rule of fight club then i wouldn’t have to listen to so many people quoting the first rule of fight club
Watchjokerchenisdifferent:
i honestly feel 100% better after watching this
“Those who are heartless once cared too much.”
– Unknown (via rusholme)
do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
h0odrich:
if cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can i
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“I’m for abortion. If you can’t love your kid, don’t have it because it will grow...”
– John Waters (via rusholme)
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